Why new ‘Top Chef’ host Kristen Kish didn’t call Padma Lakshmi for advice

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Kristen Kish was going through airport security in Dubai when the call came in that provoked the sort of clock-ticking, accelerated-heart-rate feeling the former “Top Chef” winner was familiar with during all those Quickfire challenges.

Like most fans of Bravo’s cooking competition, Kish was stunned to learn last June that Padma Lakshmi was stepping down as host of Bravo’s “Top Chef” after 19 seasons. “I couldn’t believe it,” Kish said.

Not long after the announcement, while traveling back home to New York from a work trip in Thailand, Kish and her wife landed in Dubai. They were scurrying to catch their connecting flight when Kish powered up her phone and saw texts from her manager trickle in. She called her back, thinking something was wrong, only to find out that Bravo wanted to talk to Kish about hosting the show.

“I call her as I’m waiting in line for security to push my suitcases through,” Kish recalled on a recent video call. “She was like, ‘They would love for you to fly to L.A. on Tuesday’ — and it was a Sunday. I was like, ‘Sure.’ That was it.”

Kish takes over as host on Season 21 of “Top Chef,” set in Wisconsin, premiering Wednesday.

The comeback to “Top Chef” is fitting for the 39-year-old chef. As a Season 10 contestant, Kish was the easygoing yet particular front-runner before she was eliminated following the show’s signature Restaurant Wars challenge, after taking responsibility as team leader for the poor preparation timing and a gelatin fumble by a fellow teammate. But she earned a spot back in the finale after winning on the companion web series “Last Chance Kitchen,” and then, with the help of an impressive five-course meal that included chicken liver mousse, the overall competition.

In the time since, Kish co-wrote a cookbook, opened the restaurant Arlo Grey in Austin, Texas, and has become more comfortable in front of the camera by appearing on shows like “Fast Foodies” (truTV), “Iron Chef: Quest for an Iron Legend” (Netflix) and “Restaurants at the End of the World” (National Geographic). Still, Kish is aware that she has big shoes to fill. After all, Lakshmi nurtured the role and elevated it over nearly two decades, earning four Emmy nominations as host. But Kish didn’t hesitate to accept the opportunity, even if she second-guessed herself.

“You’re like, ‘Whoa, meee?’” Kish says. “It completely caught me off-guard. It’s not like I was, in my brain, preparing for it or even considering that I would even be considered. I don’t want to take away the fact that I was honored and so excited.”

Kristen Kish attends the 2023 Time100 Next at Second on Oct. 24, 2023, in New York. (Arturo Holmes/Getty Images/TNS)

Kish spoke to The Times about the first day as host, the season’s callback to her “Top Chef” origin story and whether she reached out to Lakshmi while filming. This conversation has been condensed and edited for clarity.

Q: You’ve done your share of hosting and on-camera work in the time since you won “Top Chef.” But is it weird to go from being an ex-contestant of “Top Chef” to its host?

A: I’ve known the show to be Padma hosting, just like so many of us. And to be the new person in that mix is the most — I don’t even know if I have a word for it. I probably leaned on the fact that I have been on the show, and have won the show, as a comfort and a validation for myself that I deserve to be there. I think it was just the idea that everybody is probably gonna get used to having to see a new face in that role. As did I.

Q: Is there preparation? Where did you begin?

A: No, no preparation. I knew from the moment I said yes and the job was offered to me, you just have to be you. I think, for me, it was more of a mental preparation of wrapping my brain around the idea that it is me doing it. Whenever you put yourself out there to be judged by the masses — by a lot of people you don’t know, and, quite frankly, don’t know you — it’s terrifying because the internet can be a scary place sometimes. People can be very cruel. What I will say is the feedback and the amount of support has far outweighed any troll here and there.

Q: How was that first day on set as host? What do you remember about walking out there, delivering the first lines?

A: The beauty about television is that I can repeat a line over and over and over. And I had to because, here’s the thing, there’s no teleprompter. They tell you in your ear the details of the challenge so you don’t mess it up, right? Because you have to deliver it so everyone at home understands the rules. I don’t register information by hearing it.

Q: I could never. That sounds terrifying to me.

A: I’m a visual person. On “Iron Chef,” when I had to deliver lines, I had a teleprompter and all I had to do was read. So, for me, having to hear it and then push it out took some time. There was one line — I was trying to introduce somebody and I just could not get it right for the life of me. I did it over and over and over. Gail [Simmons], on the first day, was like, “We can be here as long as you need; everyone’s going to need to do do-overs. And it’s OK.” I knew that stuff, but hearing permission from seasoned pros, “take your time, take what you need,” that was really supportive, and the support from the crew was wildly helpful.

Q: I know Padma sent you flowers as you began this journey. But what advice did she share?

A: She didn’t really give me advice. I think that’s a really great compliment because she knows that I have to figure it out on my own. She can’t tell me how to do her job because she knew how to do her job in the way that worked for her. I have to do it in a way that it is me. What she did offer me was complete support — call, text, write, snail mail, whatever; if I need her, she will be available.

Q: Did you find yourself reaching for the phone?

A: No, I was too busy!

Q: This season introduces new rules to the competition: Immunity from elimination is no longer linked as a Quickfire prize but granted to the winner of the main challenge. What did you think of that change?

A: I love an immunity just like from a pure contestant point of view. It gives you a minute to really focus. But to win immunity for Quickfire to go into that same challenge, like you’re not saying that you don’t try as hard. But it does relieve a little bit of pressure, right? When you have to do immunity to win the next immunity, it only fuels you to make the immunity again. I feel like it pushes you harder, as opposed to knowing that you can just chill for a second [with the Quickfire immunity], if that makes sense.

Q: Things kick off in a way that brings your journey full circle. The first challenge pays homage to how you scored your spot on “Top Chef” in Season 10. You had to make a soup for Emeril Lagasse, who viewed soup-making as a way to test whether a chef knew how to develop flavor.

A: We were having a conversation, during the preproduction time: If you could come up with a challenge that really showcases what a great chef needs to have, what would it be? There’s so many. All three [tasks] of what Tom [Colicchio], Gail and I chose certainly prove that. But I feel for me, it was the only natural place to want to go and be like, “Well, I had to do it on my spot, so now you have to do it to earn your spot.” It was a no-brainer when they first asked.

Q: Take me back to 20-something Kristen Kish. Where you were in your life when you auditioned for the show and got the call to be a contestant?

A: I was in a place where “Top Chef” wasn’t even on my radar. Never thought I could do it, I never wanted to be on TV. It was my boss at the time and she was like, “You got to do it, you can do it.” Oftentimes you need other people to see your ability and your greatness to help push you along. And that’s what happened, in combination with the fact that I was maybe a couple years into my job and it was [on] autopilot a little bit. It was still fun, but it was a little easy.

Q: You were eliminated during “Restaurant Wars, ” but your comeback story was insane. Thanks to “Last Chance Kitchen,” where eliminated contestants compete for a shot to return, you came back and faced off in the finale against Brooke. A truly epic showdown and you won. How do you remember that whirlwind of time?

A: I remember getting eliminated and I can still hear Padma’s voice: “Please pack your knives and go.” Sometimes there’s a hiatus between the main season before the finale, and there was for mine. I was home watching the season play out just like everyone else was, knowing that I still have “Last Chance Kitchen” to go. I didn’t know my fate. I was living in this “Top Chef” purgatory being like, “OK, well, I still have, what, two or three more ‘Last Chance Kitchens’ to do in order to get back on.” By the time I got to the finale, so much time had passed that I was at peace with whatever was going to happen. Luckily, it worked in my favor.

Q: How was it for you delivering the first “Please pack your knives and go”?

A: In my head, I kept saying it over and over and over and over again, even before we started filming. “Please pack your knives and go”— where should I put the inflection? “Please pack your knives and go.” You kind of like play around with it.

Q: Was there any thought of giving you a different phrase?

A: Well, “Top Chef” has always had that since Katie Lee’s season. I can’t remember what they said specifically about “Please pack your knives and go,” but in terms of, “Your time starts now,” they were like, “Play around with it; say what you want to say.” But sometimes there’s only one way to say it. It’s all in the tone.

Q: What can you tease about the season? Were there any moments from the season that surprised?

A: I don’t know if it’s a tease, but I think it’s a really interesting twist. You’ve already talked about the immunity, and I love the challenge that that puts in place. I was very excited about, on the back half of the season, having Tom and Gail be part of Quickfires [typically it’s the host and a guest judge]. I like hanging out with them. To be able to have the three of us, tasting the food together, means that if we need — and it’s not every time or, quite frankly, it’s just simply in the moments — if something is so close, and you need to revert back to a Quickfire, you can. I feel like that was a nice thing to have in place.

Q: Padma has hosted the show for 19 seasons. If you had your way, how long do you see yourself in this role?

A: As long as they’ll have me. I feel like the beauty of “Top Chef” is not who hosts it or who judges it or what guest judges or celebrities you have on. It is a show for the chefs; it is a show of an opportunity for chefs who are really good at what they do to come on and showcase that and be celebrated for it and to ultimately walk away … with a pocket of opportunities that they wouldn’t have otherwise had before. I know there’s a lot of like, “Oh, Kristen is the new host” right now. But … without the chefs, you have no show.

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Sunday Bulletin Board: Which do you prefer: Dunkers and Junkers — or Basketball?

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Now & Then . . . Or: Vive la difference!

BIG EEK writes: “As a former Canuck, I take great pride in the fact that it was a fellow Canadian, Dr. Naismith, who invented the game of basketball at a YMCA gym in one of the Springfields down here. (Bulletin Board interjects: Springfield, Massachusetts.)

“Now that the time for March Madness has arrived, I am squirreled away here at the nursing home trying to catch as many women’s games as I can.

“What about the men, you might ask? ‘Oh no,’ I say. ‘That’s a different game. I call it “Dunkers and Junkers.”’

“If I have a chance, I want to watch Caitlin Clark and Iowa against Nebraska or LSU. It is wonderful to watch the skill and courage of these women playing ‘Basketball’ the way Dr. Naismith envisioned it.

“Say, eh!”

Keeping your eyes open

ORGANIZATIONALLY CHALLENGED of Highland Park writes, most economically: “Subject: No caption needed.”

Fun facts to know and tell

AUNTIE PJ writes: “For those of the BB readers who remember Howard Hughes, Bemidji native Jane Russell, and the old commercials for bras that lift and separate, here is a fun bit of trivia:

“Howard Hughes was a man of many talents, including aerospace engineering and being a film producer and director. Jane Russell was a talented singer and actress. Hughes hired Russell for her film debut in ‘The Outlaw,’ a 1943 Western. Russell was quite a buxom lady, with 38-D’s, and Hughes saw there were problems with properly costuming her because of her ‘uniboob.’ Being an engineer, Hughes was able to design a bra that lifted and separated Russell’s bosoms. Per the official description, the bra had structural steel rods sewn into each cup, allowing the bosoms to be separated and pushed upward. Though Russell never wore the specially made bra in the film, it was later exhibited in a Hollywood museum.

“The design led Playtex to manufacture and sell a similar bra, with the tag line ‘lifts and separates.’”

Lost . . . and found!

Here’s LIZA THE LIBRARIAN (via Tia2d): “Oh, the adventures of a new library. When I started, they gave me a bag of labeled keys to everything in the building. Some of the keys were labeled ‘Mystery Key.’ What did they do? I don’t know! It seemed magical, so I kept them.

“A few weeks later, I found an old Ziploc bag with more keys. The bag had an aged note that read: ‘Keys, Important.’ None of the keys went to any of the doors or fixtures in the building that I could find. I told the staff that I would reward them with chocolate if they could determine where these keys came from. No one could figure it out.

“Last week, when I crashed the library computers, I decided that I needed to move the refrigerator to a different outlet. Wanna guess what I found behind the fridge? More keys! And again, we had no idea where they came from.

“It was truly mind-boggling, but also magical. There is nothing better than a good library mystery!

“Today, while searching for the missing weather radio, I opened an obscure cabinet and found a box of door knobs! Most of the mystery keys went to these knobs. Now the keys and door knobs have been reunited, and once again everything is right in libraryland.”

Hmmmmmmmm

RUSTY of St. Paul: “Subject: Time flies.

“A refrain I hear often from fellow retired people is: ‘How did we ever have time to get stuff done when we were working?’

“I get it — as, in my older age, I eat breakfast, read the papers, check my email, do some chores or work on a home project, eat two more meals, and next thing you know it’s bedtime.

“When I was younger and worked 45 hours a week and co-raised two of my wife’s kids (I think they are mine, too, but whenever she speaks of our children, she says ‘my kids’) and still had to fit in all the stuff needed to keep a house running, I got it done. I was tired, but not wiped out.

“I have read that time speeds up as we age. When we are very young, our brains are bombarded with images that we have to process and store, and this slows time down. As we age, we receive fewer images (or don’t need to process so many, as we already have received them), so time goes by more quickly.

“An illustration of this is: I just took my evening pills out of my weekly pill organizer and have only two days left out of my organized seven-day supply. But WAIT! I just filled my organizer for the week two days ago!”

Immutable Laws of the Universe

From BOB WOOLLEY: “In any sort of public forum, when a member of the audience begins a comment or question with ‘I’ll try to make this brief,’ they will not make it brief.”

Joy of Juxtaposition

CHERIE D: “Subject: A heartwarming coincidence.

“A few days ago, I spoke with a woman, Janelle, who was interested upon hearing I was born and raised in St. Paul. Her reason? She was curious if I knew about a murder in 1937, that of a young woman named Ruth Munson. I didn’t.

“Later I emailed my friend Fred, a retired St. Paul police officer who now works as historian for the police department. Not only did he know well about the Ruth Munson murder, he had just finished helping local author Roger Barr research the murder for his book about the incident, ‘Murder on the Hill.’ Via the research, Barr was able to reach a solution. The book is being published by the Minnesota Historical Society and will be available in April.

“I told Janelle right away, and she, as I did, pre-ordered a copy of the book. It was then that Janelle told me she was friends with an elderly member of Ruth Munson’s family and the book would be a godsend and offer closure for the family, who have never forgotten Ruth.

“What a heartwarming coincidence.”

Our living (and/or dying) language

Twitty of Como: “Subject: Our evolving language.

“I need to go back to school and relearn the English language.

“I’ve noticed the word ‘binary’ popping up in conversations more and more recently — in media, on social networks, and in general conversations — in a usage I’m not familiar with.

“When I worked in computer design many years ago, ‘binary’ meant, for numerical purposes, ‘base 2’ (as opposed to base 10 or base 8) as in ‘one and zero.’ It was the language of computers, so to speak. It didn’t represent a choice, as I recall — except, perhaps, between which of those two digits is going to trigger a particular computer command as designed by the programmer.

“But lately it’s being used in ways seemingly odd to me. Kwesi Adofo-Mensah, general manager of the local football team, in talking about the loss of Kirk Cousins to Atlanta, was quoted in the Pioneer Press: ‘This sport isn’t such that we can just say, on a binary basis, “I want that player.”‘

“Help me out here, please. What did he say? What purpose in that sentence does the word ‘binary’ have? Binary? I’m supposing he meant something along the lines of a ‘choice’ between Kirk or no Kirk. But I don’t know.”

BULLETIN BOARD SAYS: We don’t know, either — but your guess seems as good as any. Let’s just hope that, as a binary matter, Sam Darnold is better than any alternative — or will constitute half of a fine binary “quarterback room” with a first-round draft choice as yet unchosen.

The Permanent Motherly/Sonly Record

The Doryman of Prescott, Wisconsin: “Subject: Walk-off home run.

“Don’t get me wrong. I loved my mother. (You can almost taste the ‘but’ coming, can’tcha?)

“Her word was final. Her advice was narrow. She wanted her almost-only child to live a perfect, comfortable life. Go to college, she said; go to college, I did. It was her way of keeping me both out of Vietnam in the 1960s and away from working with my hands — ‘like your father always has had to do.’

“As it turns out, I would have made a much better (and happier) plumber, welder, or furniture maker than being a craftsman trapped in a salesman’s body.

“Her plan for me didn’t stop at career choices. It extended to life partners as well. Her prodding choice for that marriage, although loving, was premature, and eventually outgrown in six years. However, it did produce two of the best children and, thus, two of the best grandchildren imaginable. (Thanks, Mom.)

“I never realized until much later that mothers have batting averages.”

Live and learn

From Al B of Hartland: “Subject: I’ve learned . . .

“You’ve been married for a good spell of time if you can finish your spouse’s sentences before they’re started.

“There is no education in the second kick of a cow.

“You’re never too old to say ‘Horse’ or ‘Cows’ when you drive past them.

“Never keep a sledgehammer and a computer in the same room.

“The Chinese have an entire language made up of tattoo designs.”

The sign on the road to the cemetery said “Dead End”@@

Email from DONALD: “Subject: An optimistic outlook.

“This is another sign in our laundry room:

“‘I Intend

“‘To Live Forever.

“‘So far so good . . . ‘”

BAND NAME OF THE DAY: The Binaries

Your stories are welcome. The address is BB.onward@gmail.com.

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Proposed ban on bird hatching in Minnesota schools gets amendment following outcry

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A bill being discussed in the Minnesota Legislature first aimed to ban hatching of all birds within Minnesota schools now aims to specifically ban the hatching of waterfowl.

HF 4655, which seeks to prohibit waterfowl hatching in schools — both public and charter, went through a hearing of the Minnesota House Agriculture Finance and Policy Committee on March 12. The bill is authored by the chair of that committee, Rep. Samantha Vang, DFL-Brooklyn Center.

Rep. Samantha Vang, DFL-Brooklyn Park, is chair of the Agriculture Finance and Policy committee and the author of a bill being discussed in the Minnesota Legislature in March 2024 to ban hatching of all birds within Minnesota schools. The bill has been amended to specifically ban the hatching of waterfowl. (Forum News Service).

Vang indicated that the move to a ban on waterfowl hatching and away from all bird hatching came after she heard “loud and clear” from the agriculture and education communities about the importance of such an activity in their schools.

The amendment to ban waterfowl hatching was a small win for those preparing to hatch chickens this spring, but others expressed opposition to the idea.

The Minnesota Game Breeders offered opposition to the bill in a document shared with the committee.

“By taking away bird hatching in schools you are removing the opportunity to further open kids/students’ eyes to the natural world. The benefits of hatching birds in schools far outweighs any sort of negatives. Any health-related risks associated could easily be curtailed by following proper sanitation protocols,” wrote the Minnesota Game Breeders Club’s Board of Directors.

Minnesota resident Alex Fredin said a hatching program at Sibley East High School directly influenced his decision to enter a career in waterfowl conservation and become an aviculturist.

“Classroom hatching programs can also be integrated into lessons about agriculture, introducing students to fundamental concepts such as breeding, reproduction and genetic diversity,” Fredin wrote in opposition. “This knowledge is foundational for understanding how these processes impact food production and sustainability. Connecting hatching programs to broader agricultural themes allows students to grasp the concept of ‘seed to table.’”

Vang explained that the reasoning behind the bill was multifaceted, that hatching eggs in schools was “cute and educational,” but that the best incubator is a mama bird, not an incubator.

“Fluctuations cause birds to hatch sickly, dehydrated and/or deformed,” Vang said in her briefing.

She added that hatchings can happen outside of school hours — a concern for the health of the chicks. She brought up health risks such as salmonella that could sicken school children. Concerns were also brought forth that hatched birds, especially ducks, were often released or escaped and can cause health concerns for both birds and humans.

Minnesota veterinarian Dr. Jamie Nalezny testified in support of the bill, saying that escaped birds can introduce diseases that are harmful to humans, wildlife and domestic animals. Nalezny advocated for using a brooder hen or offering egg candling lessons rather than taking on the incubation lesson in a classroom.

A chick has hatched in the incubator at Sarah Bendson’s kindergarten class in Verndale, Minn. A bill being discussed in the Minnesota Legislature in March 2024 first aimed to ban hatching of all birds within Minnesota schools but has been amended to specifically ban the hatching of waterfowl. (Forum News Service)

Rep. Paul Anderson, the Republican lead in the committee, asked, if there are such risks with hatching waterfowl, why not ban all birds? Nalezny responded that the urgency in banning waterfowl is because they can fly and are more likely to be released into the wild due to their nature of being messy birds that can’t easily be confined to a fenced area.

The practice of hatching chickens in particular is an annual part of many teachers’ education programs in the state each spring as they teach on the common occurrence of new life. The original language of the bill had teachers concerned about their ability to continue an important part of their lesson plans.

That’s the case for Verndale kindergarten teacher Sarah Bendson, who has been teaching kindergarten and incubating eggs in the classroom for 13 years. Hatching has always been a major focus for at least 21 days every April.

“For the whole month of April, they get to see, basically beginning to end, the whole life cycle,” she said. “To give them that experience, hands-on, is the most beneficial part of this.”

Bendson said teachers are required to teach about life cycles, and this lesson is one that students talk to her about years after their time in the classroom as something they enjoyed.

The amended version of this bill would not inhibit her from hatching chicken eggs next month, and if it becomes law, it would not be in effect until July 2024 for those looking to hatch waterfowl. Bendson said there is no concern of their chickens not finding a home each year because they go back to the farmer who provides the eggs and are utilized as intended.

Sarah Bendson, kindergarten teacher at Verndale Public School in Verndale, Minn. A bill being discussed in the Minnesota Legislature in March 2024 first aimed to ban hatching of all birds within Minnesota schools but has been amended to specifically ban the hatching of waterfowl. (Forum News Service)

“It’s so rewarding for kids to see life happen before their eyes,” she said. “It’s just a different level of excitement. It’s a different level of engagement.”

Bendson is not alone in the desire to continue this education piece, as Tom Appel, executive director of the Minnesota Association of Agricultural Educators, surveyed agriculture teachers across the state before the hearing, and 210 out of 217 respondents hatched eggs in the classroom.

He said the association takes a neutral stance on the amended bill, as educators can proceed with hatching chickens if it passes. However, he expressed concern about losing bird-hatching lessons in the classroom.

The committee moved to have the bill laid over, meaning action is postponed until another day.

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Skywatch: The wily rabbit of winter

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The night sky is a grab bag of constellations of all shapes and sizes, with civilizations all around the world adding their own spin to the patterns of the night sky. Almost 100 years ago, astronomers worldwide got together and decided on a standard set of 88 constellations to avoid confusion. Here in Minnesota and Wisconsin, we can see about three-quarters of them throughout the year. To view the ones we can’t usually see, we have to travel south to overcome the effects of the curvature of the Earth. Most names and best-known tales about constellations have roots in Greek and Roman mythology worldwide, especially in the Western hemisphere.

At least once a month, I like to feature a particular constellation. Most of the time, I put the spotlight, or should I say the night light, on one of the major constellations like Orion, Gemini, or Ursa Major, the Big Bear, but I also want you to get to know some of the less familiar deep track constellations.

Despite the less-than-friendly climate, bright stars and constellations will reward you on most clear winter nights. The best of them are in what’s called the winter oval or the winter hexagon. My name for it is “Orion and His Gang” because the constellations that surround the great hunter with his star-studded belt are nearly as dazzling as Orion himself.  The major players are Gemini the Twins, Auriga the Chariot Driver, Taurus the Bull, and Canis Major and Minor, the big and little dogs of the winter heavens.

(Mike Lynch)

One of the minor players in Orion’s gang is literally underfoot of the great celestial hunter, Lepus the Rabbit. As you can see in the diagram, it’s a real stretch to make this disjointed collection of faint stars into a heavenly hare. If you’re ever out stargazing with me and you can honestly tell me you see a bunny below Orion’s feet in the southwestern sky, I want to party with you!

You can see about one or two of the faint stars that make up Lepus in urban- or suburban-lit skies, but to really see it, you have to be out in the countryside, and even then, it’s a stretch of your eyesight and especially your imagination to see the celestial rabbit. One thing is for sure, though, whoever came up with the name Lepus (pronounced Leepus) for the heavenly rabbit had a sense of humor.

In mythology, Lepus the Rabbit is a fun little story. It reminds me of the classic Bugs Bunny-Elmer Fudd cartoons. Just like Elmer, Orion was a pretty good hunter. Orion could hunt down any beast on his island, no matter how large or ferocious they were. But, just like Elmer Fudd, one beast constantly eluded the mighty hermit hunter and took great pleasure in harassing him. It’s Orion’s version of Bugs Bunny, Lepus the Rabbit.

Not only was Lepus a normal pesky rabbit that ravaged Orion’s Garden, he would constantly taunt and tease Orion during his hunting adventures, jumping on his head or biting the mighty hunter in the butt just as he was about to launch a spear at a wild boar. Lepus also liked to leave little round souvenirs on the floors and countertops of Orion’s kitchen. He grew to hate the nasty little hare, but like Bugs Bunny, Lepus was too clever and fast to get caught, but Orion was determined!

Orion never realized his dream of eliminating Lepus because Zeus, the king of the gods of Mount Olympus, did in Orion himself. Zeus found out that Orion was fooling around with his daughter Artemis, the goddess of the moon. Actually, it was Artemis who pursued Orion as she deserted her task of guiding the moon across the night sky. Her duty was to guide a team of flying horses that towed a giant flatbed chariot with the moon strapped onto it. She kept seeing this nocturnal hunk of a hunter pursuing his prey night after night and had to meet him. So, on a nightly basis, she halted her horses in mid-flight to have her clandestine meeting with Orion. Artemis enjoyed her nightly hunting adventures; they were having quite a time!

Zeus disapproved of his daughter fooling around with this mortal roughneck hunter and put out a hit on Orion. He sent a giant scorpion who attacked Orion during his daytime slumber. There was a tumultuous battle between the combatants, but the giant scorpion fatally bit Artemis’s lover.

When Artemis discovered her dead boyfriend, she lifted his body into the heavens and magically transfigured it into the constellation we see in the winter heavens. She wanted to be able to see him every night as she guided the moon across the sky. She also placed his hunting dogs, Canis Major and Canis Minor, up there with him, along with that pesky rabbit Lepus tormenting him even in death!

Solar eclipse is just over two weeks away

It’ll be quite a show on Monday, April 8. We won’t have a total eclipse in Minnesota or Wisconsin, but less than a day’s drive away, you can be in the path of totality. Extreme southern Illinois and southeast Missouri will be the closest places to witness totality, an experience you’ll never forget! Go for it! The next total eclipse in the lower 48 states in the U.S. won’t be until 2045

Mike Lynch is an amateur astronomer and retired broadcast meteorologist for WCCO Radio in Minneapolis/St. Paul. He is the author of “Stars: a Month by Month Tour of the Constellations,” published by Adventure Publications and available at bookstores and adventurepublications.net. Mike is available for private star parties. You can contact him at mikewlynch@comcast.net.

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